Welcome to That’s Life! Below lie all of the funny quotes from the 2018/2019 school year! To submit your own quotes, submit them on this Google Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAlpQLSd_xLyR3Cu2CE6uoMLlbgO-rjZBezuk96pSUIbehou51ZfyVA/viewform
“I would run cross-country if it had a 100m dash.” – Jack VonGunten
“Right now, this song is lacking … how do I say it … the mustard and salt.” – Brody Thomas
“You want YOUR guns to kill YOUR coyotes.” – Nathan Oostland
“Females are attracted to me… Whoa whoa whoa that’s not what I said… But they are.” – Nathan Oostland
“If she did that, she would make, like, negative five money.” – Mariah Miller
“Could you please not be so vulgar??” – Rachel Leininger
“The corn juice always gets in my brownie!” – Caroline Cartmel
“My 4-year-old could bench press Jim” – Josh Weaver
“Didn’t a movie come out about Ginsburg this year?” – Josh Weaver “Yea, the Avengers.” – Carlos Orellana
(While Michael was looking up at the class as he was typing) “How are you doing that?” – Naomi Torres “I’m typing” – Michael Yeakey
“Some people had to write the Sermon on the Mount, I had to speak the Sherman on the Mount.” – Malachi Lind