Every day we stray further from God. To put it plainly, by people tucking joggers into their socks. These people are protesting the government. They want anarchy! They want evil things that those of us who are still pure shall have no part in.
Back in the “cleaner days” as we call them, people showed very little skin. This was proper and enforced by the government. Then, things got a little out of hand with the “Greatest Generation” and people began wearing less clothing. This was OK, something to become accustomed to of course. But then came these millennials making fun of what was the law by tucking their joggers into their socks.
This is a bold, rude, and reckless statement that they are making. That they are somehow above the government and it’s rational rules. And now look, they are building an army of protesters to take down the government now that they’ve got numbers. They are big headed and want nothing more than to show others that they are on top of the world. I doubt that anarchy will be enough for them, OH NO! Soon as there isn’t any authority in this country then they’ll move on to the next shenanigan. They have already spread this ridiculous riot to Europe.
Wait, what was that? It doesn’t sound so bad to you? Well, THINK AGAIN dear friend. Look to the Bible if you need more proof that this is against God’s will. Tucking socks into joggers was not intended by God. It is a sinful act and it forces temptation onto those that choose to follow the word of God. The NRMSDV Bible states in Leviticus 19:19-20 “Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. Do not wrap or tie your garments around each other for it displeases me and if you do you will be subject to the fires of hell.” The least we can do to repay God for giving us this earth is to follow the few guidelines that he gave us. We are staring right at undeniable evidence and yet some still choose to ignore the facts. What else can one do to try to save everyone from world domination.
Here are my tips for you. 1) Spread the word. People have to know about the organized uprising. 2) Read the Bible or other holy manuscripts. These will remind you to stay pure. 3) Don’t let your guard down for even a second. Evil is real. It’s out there. And it’s in the form of millenials tucking their joggers into socks.