2021 Senior Predictions

Jackie Barber: Jackie marries an investment banker from New York. They travel the world with their two border terriers and end up settling down on a country club in the Hamptons.

Braden Bohn: Braden will try college while making singing TikToks. He will start to get really big on TikTok and start making money. From then on, he’ll sign a record deal and make music until he’s old and rich.

Risa Bohn: Risa will move to Paris to pursue her dreams in art. She’ll rent a small apartment on a brick road and sell her artwork on the street. A local millionaire notices her art and recommends it. She will immediately start making money and will sell what will be the next Mona Lisa. With her riches, she will find love and a beautiful view of the Eifell tower where she will spend her lazy mornings painting.

Ethan Boyer: Ethan will buy a small company on the rise and manage a multimillion-dollar corporation.

Kameron Branum: In college, Kameron and his friend will invent something late one night which will revolutionize people’s lives. He and his friends drop out of college to start a business. He will eventually go on Shark Tank and make a deal with Mr. Wonderful himself. When his business is big enough, he will sell it for a cool 100 million dollars, donate most of it, and live in a cabin with his dogs not far from Seattle.

Sadie Brennaman: Sadie will become a full-time hippie.

Josiah Bustamante: Josiah will be a missionary for years and then come back to Indiana to be a youth pastor.

Maddie Chupp: Maddie will go back to Kansas and be a lawyer for all the wheat farmers there.

Mason Closson: Mason will make his own line of basketball shoes and get rich.

Cameron Comadoll: Cameron, while in the northeast, will discover that she’s a rather proficient lumberjack. She will eventually win the lumberjack world championship and be one of the best for years to come.

Genesis Comadoll: Genesis will sell all of her one-of-a-kind art and travel the pacific northwest at all the farmer’s markets. 

Timothy Fleming: Tim will go to college for film and make many short student films. When he graduates he will move to Hollywood and work wherever he can on film sets. While working on a movie, he will pretend to be the director before the real one shows up and shoot a few scenes. They are so good that he ends up directing multiple massive cinematic works, and wins multiple Oscars before retiring. 

Jack Hager: Jack will make fashion Tiktoks throughout college, and after graduating, design clothes along with his 9 to 5. Eventually, he will break through to be one of the top fashion designers in the world.

Isabella Hartzler: In college, Isa will discover her true passion for journalism. She quickly switches her major and graduates with a journalism degree. Rather than working for a big company, she starts her own show and after years of working hard, she has one of the biggest news shows in the Nation.

Dylan Horning: After college, Dylan will teach gym class in the area and later godfathers a soccer prodigy.

Rilynn Kaufmann: After studying dietetics, Rilynn realizes she is meant to be a TV chef. She becomes an internet sensation, bringing out the inner Rachel Ray in all of her viewers.

Naomi Klassen: Naomi begins her post-college career as an environmental professor, before realizing that she is meant for the wilderness. She moves to a remote village in Maine where she meets the love of her life, and they skip rocks in the creek every night before bed.

David Kozlowski: David will travel to multiple European countries. He will finally settle in Luxembourg, go into politics, and become the new prime minister so that he can make it law that every citizen must learn the didgeridoo.

Erika Lopez: Erika will go to college for something completely unrelated to music, but a director of operas will hear her humming and insist that she stars in a prestigious opera. She will travel the world singing opera, each venue selling out on the night she performs.

Obed Lopez: Obed will discover that he was born to be a DJ. After doing proms and weddings for a few years, he goes to college for music production. When graduated, he starts producing hit songs and eventually has a record company named after him. He even produces one of Braden’s hit songs.

Genesis Maust: After college, Genesis will do online counseling while traveling the nation in a van.

Tyson Miller: After college, Tyson and his drone will travel through the country in exclusively Subarus. At some point, he’ll settle down on the east coast and become a business executive.

Tony Moser: Tony will start working as a farmhand on a massive ranch in colorado to save up money. When he has enough, he will come back to the Midwest and buy a farm of his own that will be passed through his family for generations.

Joseph Mounsitiraj: Joseph will have to study extremely hard in college to become an architect, but he will graduate at the top of his class. After a difficult early career, he will be the lead architect in building an interpretation of Atlantis.

Ethan Nueshwander: Ethan will be one of the top lawyers in New York.

Trami Nguyen: Trami will start vlogging her life in college and millions of people will fall in love with her youtube channel. When she starts making money from sponsorships, she’ll move to LA and live in a minimalist house.

Lily Ortiz-Perez: Lily becomes the most epic soccer mom ever. She invests in a minivan with booming subs, 4 TVs, a jacuzzi, a hydraulic system, and a freezer pop cooler. All of the soccer kids love getting her to take them to games. 

Mia Reinhardt: Mia will move to Australia and start her own sun hat brand that will spread like wildfire. 

Jessica Rios: Jessica will write a self-help book that becomes a New York Times bestseller (along with every book ever written).

Aaron Shenk: Aaron Shenk will make his own brand of longboards and bucket hats and profit off of it his whole life.

Theo Siemens-Rhodes: Theo will meet people in college and form a band. While traveling in southwestern Canada in a camper-van, they will accidentally create a new genre of music that mixes blues, swing, and jazz.

Michaela Swartzendruber: After great success with managing the fish fry finances, Michela pursues a successful career in accounting, and on the side, she knits historically correct outfits for all of her 30 cats.

Aaron Yeakey: After graduating, Yeakey starts a lawn care and tree-removal business located in South Bend. He develops the first tree to transplant itself on command, making him able to retire and travel the world with Ana at age 25. 

Ana Yoder: After graduating with honors from Goshen College, Ana promptly elopes with Aaron Yeakey to Switzerland to design and live in her own hobbit hole while pursuing ornithology in the hills of Europe.

Tinsley Yoder: Tinsley will quickly rise to the top as a dancer and perform at the highest level. After a few years, she will catalyze the upheaval of body shaming in ballet. When she retires she will teach children how to dance in her own in-home studio.